Funny rules for dating my son
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend _______________________________________________How often you attend ____________________________________________When would be the best time to interview your:father? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________B. ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' ABSTINENCE' mean to you? __________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank.And I have zero desire to still be raising them when they’re in their twenties and thirties. Or whatever age these “protective” parents think is the right age to release their beloved offspring into the wild.
There will be no trysts during the school week or after 5 p.m. By the way, National Potato Day and similar culture specific celebrations do not count as special occasions. Therefore, if my son is enjoying spending the day with his brothers, we may not invite you. Oh, and when this happens, please refer to rule #2. Please refrain from using foul language, and dressing like you have a future in the sex industry. Do you have a nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. Rule Nine: Do not be hurt when my son chooses spending time with me over spending time with you.If you are truly feeling that way, we want to help you, but please don't use it as a way to get attention or to see how quickly he can drive over to your house. I realize that you have cell phones, but he is entitled to some peace and quiet while he's at marching band practice. I have no daughters, so I find it really refreshing and fun to talk to girls on occasion. on weekends until he is 17, and after that you can have him until midnight. You know, go shopping, have lunch, and even maybe go with her to pick out a wedding dress. Type your email address in the box and click the "create subscription" button.The 14 missed calls and 12 texts that show up on his phone make you look like a psycho. Ask me how school is going, or how things are with the family. My son has many plans for his future that depend on his grades. If he hasn't called or texted me, and is more than 5 minutes late, you won't be seeing him for a few days. My list is completely spam free, and you can opt out at any time.